A Day in the Life of a Zookeeper

A Day in the Life of a Zookeeper
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Sunday, February 23, 2014

Olympics

In honor of the close of the Olympic games today...here are the sports I think the critters would compete in if they were human:

Emma - Cross Country Skiing - She loves to play in the snow and has good endurance
Aggie - Biathalon - She is very precise - she would be excellent at the shooting
Zoey - Women's Hockey - I feel certain she would spend a good part of each game in the penalty box
Oliver - Luge - He loves to go fast
Phoebe - Downhill Skiing - She is somewhat fearless and would do well zooming down the mountain
Clooney - Skeleton - He sleeps in the skeleton position all the time - he is ready
Madison - Arial Skiing - I can totally see her flipping all around and sticking the landing
Finnegan - Curling - He is quite strategic and often orchestrates ferret shenanigans - he would be the skip
Violet - Figure Skating - In a beautiful dress with perfect hair - she would stick every jump and be artistic
Theo - Hockey - Oh yeah - my bruiser - and if you piss him off he just might bite him

There you have it...realistically though - my critters would all be summer athletes - we are not cold fans....


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