Its Superbowl Sunday. I am not a huge fan of the NFL at this point in time. I have basically boycotted football since the league decided to employ Michael Vick. His cruelty to critters is more than I can stand to think about.
That said....I thought in honor of the game it might fun to think about what position each critter would play if we created a zoo football team. So here goes...oldest to youngest....
Agatha - she would be the coach...observing all the happenings and calling plays
Zoey - she would be the scrappy offensive lineman protecting the quarterback and getting called for personal fouls for fighting
Emma - she would be a wide receiver...cutting and weaving to make the awesome plays
Oliver - he would be the center as he shows how high he can hike his toys on a daily basis
Phoebe - my special teams queen, running the wedge, blocking punts
Clooney - defensive lineman...he is super strong and fast
Nigel - power running back...barreling down the middle poking tacklers with him quills
Madison - scat back power running with fast bobs and weaves
There you have it...I am ready for the critter bowl...
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